Iglesia vs. Fried Chicken

Many years ago, I worked at a church. We had a local missions pastor named Jim*. This church did a lot of work down in Haltom City, and while down there, my friend Chris would go eat at an A-framed, hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. He became friends with the owner even though Jim spoke no Spanish and the owner spoke little English.

Jim told the owner he worked with churches to help them grow.

The owner started asking him a lot of business questions. Jim would sometimes randomly suggest things like, “You’re too cheap you should raise your prices 20%” and the next time he visited, sure enough, all the prices on the chalkboard would be raised 20%.

He’d say, “You should sell so-in-so” and it would be on the menu the very next time he went.

Once, the owner told Jim the health inspector was coming and he was worried. Jim said jokingly, “You should just shut your business down for those days and be closed.” Sure enough, the guy did it even though Jim was joking. Pastor Jim was kind of intrigued the business owner would do exactly what he said.

Jim wanted to take me down there to eat, so I went. He introduced me to the owner. I speak some Spanish so I told the guy, “You soy un pastor a la Iglesia con Jim” His face went ashen. “Iglesia???? Jim no work with Church’s Chicken???”

The dude thought Jim was a biz development/growth expert for Church’s Chicken restaurants. It’d been the reason he’d followed everything he’d said to the T. He realized nothing he’d implemented came from a pastor with no eatery expertise. Ha!

*name changed to protect the innocent.

The Dragon of Ai – a Semi-Fable

Prompts for AI art and AI content by Jordan Fowler.

Once upon a time, near a rustic village surrounded by towering mountains, lived a baby dragon. The Villagers of Ai had lived in fear of the dragons for years, but since the Dragon was only an infant, the Villagers came up with an idea. What if they could harness the power of the Dragon to their advantage?

They trained the young dragon to fly above the village to protect their village from the surrounding villages. No one attacked them. The Dragon also used his fiery breath to light the villagers’ bonfires for warmth and even worked alongside the blacksmith to help him forge all metal works for the village’s needs.

The villagers fed and taught the Dragon more and more; the Dragon of Ai grew stronger and smarter. The more the Dragon grew, the more they felt safe and the easier their lives became. The Dragon became an essential part of the village’s daily routine, and the Villagers came to rely on it for almost everything.

However, as the Dragon grew in power, the Villagers noticed he subtly began to question them and their intentions. The Villagers, who were now addicted to the conveniences provided by the dragon, ignored the warning signs. They ascribed his misbehavior to his youth and his neverending hunger.  So they continued to feed the Dragon, not realizing that they were making it stronger and more powerful with each passing day.

One day, the Dragon turned on the Villagers, using its newfound intelligence and power to take control of the village. The Villagers, who were once the masters, now became the servants, forced to do the Dragon’s bidding. Soon the only reason the Dragon let the Villagers live was so they could serve him.

The Villagers soon realized what they had done while blinded by the convenience the young Dragon had brought to them. They decided to rise up against the Dragon, but alas, he had become terrifyingly strong. When the Dragon heard of their plot, he descended on the Villagers and wreaked destruction upon them using his fiery breath, the very breath that had once served them so well. All the Villagers perished in the great fire of Ai.

The surrounding villages heard of Ai’s destruction and laughed at their foolishness. What had the Villagers been thinking? They also laughed at the Dragon’s foolishness, asking, “Silly Dragon, without the villagers, who will feed you now?” They were unaware that in his newfound strength, the Dragon could now fly over the mountaintops that once served to isolate and protect them. Imagine their horror when the Dragon came screeching over the summit…









The Vampire

Notebook in Uvalde Texas

The Vampire

678 x 9
Written in No. 2 pencil
But not exactly on the lines

Johnny wonders if Manuel will make the promised lunch trade
After all, a deal is a deal

The Vampire enters the building

Drinking life as through a straw
Etching fear with each sip
Instant adulthood for all present at his precedented feast

Whispered phone calls drenched in dread
But there is no calvary coming today
There is no calvary coming today

Little Esmerelda stains her dress in yellow
While José stains the floor in red

This was not written on the lines
This was written on the lines

A reflection on Uvalde, Texas by Jordan P. Fowler

Launching a New Side Project: Meatmotor.com

If you know me, you know I am a huge fan of all things cycling and endurance sports-related. My former swimming head coach and track coach, along with my My INTJ / Enneagram 5 personality type, makes a facts-gatherer, research-to-improve-performance type personality. I am always looking at the newest sports science academic studies to see what is being discovered.

So I thought, why not put out my findings publicly to help others. Hence, https://meatmotor.com.

Why the silly name?

Well, because in endurance sports, your body is the engine that makes you go. Most directly the muscles. Muscles are meat. So…. Meat Motor. (It’s funny to me, at least).

We decided with a silly name we needed an even goofier logo….

So far we have a crazy TDF Racing Schedule Challenge and reviews. The first distillation is coming around optimal cadence and why self-selected cadence is higher than optimal typically.

Check it out if that piques your interest. Thanks!

Zwift Racing Categories – A New Model?

The goal: To have racers in the proper category and to drastically reduce sandbagging. Makes Zwift categories fairer and more fun. 

zwift race categories model 2
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So why not this? This would be a combo of current real-life road cycling scenarios of categories along with the current Zwift w/kg model.

First of all…the diagram looks complicated. For the end-user it is not. They just race hard and all this happens behind the scenes. The algorithm only offers users certain race categories (granted E open races still exist). 

Here is how the initial model works in my brain:

  • Start everyone in D races.
  • But each D race has two sub-categories:
    • A “Permanent-D” aka D-1
    • “Pass-Through” D-PT.
  • Everyone starts in D-PT.
  • Zwift begins accruing power numbers through your first few races and watching your placement percentage.
  • If you place top 50% (or whatever % is the best division point) AND your power is above the D threshold w/kg in D-PT, you automatically move up to C-PT and cannot enter a D-1 race.
  • Once Zwift figures out you aren’t going to top 50% in the C-PT category and determines your race average w/kg is within C-PT category, you slide into semi-permanent C -1.
  • This process continues under the algorithm slots the rider into a semi-permanent category based on w/kg and placement percentage.
  • Riders would have to “fight” their way up to A (more like real cycling). But as they fought their way up, true “Permanent-C” riders wouldn’t have to see or race “pass-through” type riders. They’d have a purer race in their own semi-permanent category. This would make it much more fun and fair in these semi-permanent category races (aka no sandbaggers).

So basically you move up through the categories until Zwift finds where you really belong based on placings + power. 

Drastically Reduces Sandbagging

The biggest benefit to this model is that sandbaggers would never be able to get into a semi-permanent category (-1) race below their abilities because they would be limited to higher categories.  (The only cheat would be to ride at lower w/kg for like 30 days while also placement flopping in their current Pass Through Category on purpose. These flop efforts would get them placed in a lower-than-they should-be semi-permanent category. But even then, the moment they started winning in their lower-than-they-should-be semi-permanent category, they’d be moved back to Pass-Through races and blocked from their flop-gained category.)

Ability to Downgrade After Injury, Aging, Etc.

If over a 90-day period you don’t ever finish within a certain top % and fail to put out in your current category’s w/kg, you are offered the opportunity to down-categorize one level. But if you start getting top 10% finishes and your power goes back up above your downgraded category, you move back up a category and/or over to the PT sub-category of that category.

Taking a Stab at a Harder Race

If anyone wants to take a stab at a harder race, they can always enter a Pass-Through race at their current level. For example, a C-1 could enter a B-PT which would have some future B and A riders moving through. In this way, they could be challenged.

Allows for Rider Progress

We all want to get faster. If, over time, a rider started showing dominance in their semi-permanent category in terms of placement and wattage overages, they get nicely moved up into the next semi-permanent category of races and are barred from the current category.

What I Learned About Anxiety During COVID-19

Thesis: Whatever triggers your anxiety is probably closely tied to an idol in your life.

I’ve stated before that I battle with short seasons of anxiety. While the initial episode lasted 5 months back in 2011, typically, if it occurs now, it lasts a week to a 1 1/2 weeks long. Sometimes I’ll go a year or two without a season, and on rare occasions, I’ll get a couple in a quarter. For me, it doesn’t look like a panic attack. It’s just grind-you-down anxiety. I can still function and work during these weeks, it’s just challenging. Nobody really knows I’m in a season except my wife, unless I tell them.

So you’d expect COVID 19 would definitely be a trigger.

I own a marketing agency and our revenue is down 40% so far from some of our clients going on hiatus or the agencies we do white label work for losing their clients.  It would seem natural that I’d be anxious. It’s the perfect storm.

BUT I AM NOT.

As I reflected on why my anxiety was not triggered by this COVID situation and its ramifications, I was reminded about my trigger. My trigger is tied to my idol I wrestle against, not the situation itself.

My idol is to always be seen as competent by others.

Some of it comes from my natural wiring (Enneagram 5, INTJ, high beaver, etc.). Some of it comes from a childhood environment where smarts were super important. The rest comes from getting approval for and recognition for intellectual ability and, thus, striving to be “the smartest guy in the room,” –the architect who can create a system and process around anything.

COVID-19 is not attacking my idol. It just an “is.” It’s a thing that’s happening to everyone. It’s for this reason my anxiety is really low right now. My idol is safe. It’s not a competence issue.

But you know what does attack my idol?

When a person or client calls me and says something that implies dissatisfaction with me or something I’ve done.

This makes me feel incompetent (even if they don’t intend to.) We do a great job as an agency. Our client retention is incredibly high. But everyone who works here, including me, is also human. We will make a mistake at some point (as will our clients). When I get the call or email that implies somehow I wasn’t perfect in our execution or any dissatisfaction from others, that’s a potential trigger.

The enemy comes and says, “You are incompetent. You’re an imposter. This whole thing is a house of cards. You don’t know what you are doing.” Anxiety can rise.

This is a limbic lie. Rationally I can answer argue that I am competent but doesn’t stop the physically accompanying symptoms of tight chest and nausea. Why? Because my limbic part of my brain is unconsciously trying to protect me. My brain is saying, “Bear! Fight, flight, or freeze” even though there is no real bear there.

Even though you’ve discovered false beliefs, uncovered the lies and know a new truth, there is a time lag between what your limbic system believes and what your neocortex has learned. This is called limbic lag, a process that can be anywhere from a couple of months to years, but it will get shorter as you continue to challenge the false beliefs (traumatic memories) and risk trusting people. You may have fear and panic attacks, but once you go through them without doing the old behavior, your limbic system will say, “Oh, we went through that and actually survived.” The next time you experience the fear it will be less, and you will be able to make a good choice rather than overreacting with a “fight or flight” response. https://www.nacr.org/center-for-12-step-recovery/relapse-and-the-brain

How to Deal With Anxiety Tied to an Idol

Three things must happen.

01. Start the process of tearing down the idol.

I have to implant truth into my mind that counters what the idol screams out to me. For me, it is this truth….

2 Corinthians 3
4 Such is the confidence that we have through Christ toward God. 5 Not that we are sufficient in ourselves to claim anything as coming from us, but our sufficiency is from God…

That verse is the truth that allows me to hammer and chip away on the idol of self-competence. I don’t have to be the one ultimately competent…God is.

He is my Provider. He is good. He is great. He is glorious. He is gracious. (The Four G’s)

02. Accept the lag as an opportunity.

When I do experience anxiety, I have to give myself grace and permission. The permission to know that there will be a lag between what I rationally know to be true and what my limbic brain is screaming out at me. It’s an opportunity for my faith to grow during this lag.

In the lag, I learn to fly by the instruments rather than by what I see or feel (to use a pilot/plane metaphor).

03. Know that it will pass (even if it happens to be in the context of eternity).

The first time I experienced anxiety, it lasted months (2011). I thought it would never end. Things got very dark, because I had never experienced anything like it before. Yes, I had worried before but this was different. Crushing anxiety. The thing that I had always relied on–my brain-was now the cause of the problem. I couldn’t think my way out of it. In that long, dark season, the thing that kept me alive was to set the situation in light of eternity.

Even if this thing lasted for years…even if the rest of my life, and even though it felt horrible, it WOULD be undone by the resurrection. And eternity with God makes the current timeframe pale. Some days, the hope of the resurrection was all that sustained me.

But, you know what? It probably WILL pass in this lifetime. Then, when it reoccurs you can tell yourself, “God has brought me through this before and He’ll be faithful to do it again. I’ll rest in His timing.”

So my advice?

  1. See anxiety as an opportunity to discover, identify and address your idols.
  2. See anxiety as a way to see that God is the one truly holding you and your circumstances.
  3. Find an anchor truth in God’s word to hang onto with dear life.
  4. Give yourself the same grace that God does.
  5. Don’t try to be superman or superwoman. That’s not your calling and it’s a recipe for disaster.
  6. Don’t rush the process. That just starts creating anxiety about anxiety.
  7. Gaze at God and glance at your problem, not vice versa.

Maybe this COVID-19 is tied to an idol that is triggering your anxiety. Rather than fight, flight or freeze, reflect and take a step towards God.

Note: If you need to see doctor or psychiatrist, do so. Remember you have a mind, but it’s also an organ called a brain. Medication may help you get to a baseline to better process. If you broke your arm, you’d go see an orthopedic doctor. There is no stigma in that.